Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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