we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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