Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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