bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
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You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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