Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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