I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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