Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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