Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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