i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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