It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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