If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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