i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
