I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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