shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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