...so i touched it.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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