can we get nightvision for the apartment?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
