my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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