thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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