Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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