Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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