3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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