Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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