You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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