garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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