She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize