uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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