omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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