ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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