their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I lost the right to judge tonight
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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