So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You're a disaster
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