garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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