i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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