that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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