you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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