where am i from again
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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