okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
did you just send me my own nude
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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