sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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