why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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