Grow some girl-balls and come out already
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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