No awkward lesbian experiences without me
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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