I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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