VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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