First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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