I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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