i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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