batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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