It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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