HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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