Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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