just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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