idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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