Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
i need some magic done to my vagina
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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