so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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