my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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