You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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