Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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