ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
it's like heaven, but drunker
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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