do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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