She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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