everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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