It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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